Thursday, 17 September 2009 @22:55
♥ hot title:Jokes
JOKE #1:
Mr Tan (to Bob): Bob, what is ABC?
(bell rings)
Mr Tan: Nvm ,ask you again tomorrow
(Bob goes home, and asks his family what is ABC)
Bob: Ma, what is ABC? (Ma washing toilet)
Ma: Washing the toilet Wahing the toilet
Bob: Big jie, what is abc? ( big jie listening to music)
Big Kor: come on come on go go go!!!
Bob: Big Jie, what is abc? ( big kor doing Amaths)
Big Kor: infinity!
Bob: Small Jie, what is abc (small jie listening music too)
Small Jie: hit me baby one more time!!!!
Bob: Small bro, what is abc? (small bro watching spiderman cartoon)
Small bro: spiderman!!!
Bob: Ahgong, what is abc ( ah gong just fell down, and injured his leg)
Ahgong: leg pain leg pain!!!
Bob: Ahma, what is ABC? (ahma watching goh chok tong on elections on SBC)
Ahma: goh chok tong!
(back to school)
Mr Tan: Bob, what is abc?
Bob: washing toilet washing toilet
Mr tan: You think very farnee isit? Want come mii office kena caning?
Bob: come on come on go go go!
Mr tan : hw many canings euu want?
bob: infinity!
*whacks*
mr tan : want somemore caning?
bob: hit me baby one more time
mr tan: whu do you think u are?
bob: spiderman
mr tan: climb the wall for me since euu say u are spideman
bob: leg pain leg pain
mr tan: who taught u all these
bob: goh chok tong
LOLS! ( Joke #2 now)- Who says English is easy
Please insert either Yes or No MCQ: Oh ______, I am a pig! 1. Yes 2. No HAHAHA
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